Eee, dear damn and bugger me, as my old Lancashire country-boy Granddad used to say,
when he thought we weren't listening.
One out of three ain't bad. Back in the seventies I made up a bell rope for my little sail
boat, and to protect it from the elements I painted it. The finished product looks more
like a cosh, but everyone else thought it looked tiddley enough. I took it off the boat when
I sold it, and one day I'll photo it and post it here.
What goes one way on one side of a ship, and reverses itself on the other?