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Recommend you divert your course

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Recommend you divert your course

Postby rbrewr on Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:48 pm

Hi

Canadians: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE - FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP!

Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call. :idea:
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Re: Recommend you divert your course

Postby tomrca on Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:12 pm

:lol: :lol: nice one!!
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Re: Recommend you divert your course

Postby x taffy 2 on Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:13 am

Hi All .
Thats a good one :lol: :lol:
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Re: Recommend you divert your course

Postby rbrewr on Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:57 am

I wonder was Captain TonyDW in the US Navy at that time :roll:
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